if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
(Source: happylife12)
How to find out which sibling your parents love more
“Byeeee!”
SEX ME UP
(Source: obriens)
i’ll tap that
(Source: dudestyles)
Sharks with human teeth
hehe
They look so happy
Har har har
what about humans with sharks’ teeth?
“Hey there sexy.”
(Source: holland-roden)
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.
I can feel it my lions.
I mean my loins.
(Source: pleatedjeans)
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
or your first time getting high and you walk in…
“uncle harry? what were you and uncle louis doing last ni-“
(Source: hoerry)
